fight for your happiness

punkrockshark:

THEM

I imagined Pepper with shorter hair and Dog to be a little more dirty-looking(he looks almost too cute here!) but this is soooo precious!

lucyeldridge:

Camera Dog

Puppy???Is that you????

So for the birthday party my parents threw that I did not get around to attending and thankfully they’ve forgiven me for it, I got this giant stuffed dog in a box from a woman whom I haven’t seen for years and BTW which none of my parents really like and BTW did she think this was my 12th birthday or something?

And it has a swollen round button on its butt saying “Little Cucu”.

And a sweater.

Oh well at least I like Huskies.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

Happy Easter, Gunther, my faithful hound.

HITLER, YOU LOOK LIKE A TIT.

It is a holiday, mein freund.

IN THE WILD I WOULD DEVOUR YOUR FACE AND FEAST UPON YOUR HAUNCHES.

Would you enjoy a kibble?

I WOULD LOVE ONE, THANK YOU.

HITLER,YOU LOOK LIKE A TIT

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YOU JUST THINK YOU’RE GOD’S GIFT TO WOMEN, DON’T YOU?

I’m Ryan Gosling.

I KNOW. YOU SON OF A BITCH.

Do you want to sit in my lap?

OF COURSE I DO. EVERYONE DOES.

Best new blog stumpled upon. All caps remind me of Steve Carell’s Germans Saying Nice Things sketch.

Total plus that the guy who runs this is adorable.