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Posts tagged MOM
May 29 '12
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So thats where I got my filthy mind from
- me: *to my mum making an omelette* I think you could put baking powder in that to make it tastier.
- mom: Yeah but it tends to make omelettes too firm. I don't like my eggs hard.
- me: *unable to keep giggling like an idiot*
- mom: What? Its normal for eggs to be hard. Sausages, on the other hand, not always...
Jan 15 '12
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I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit.
He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom, put a fucking shirt on, I mean, what are you even doing? Can’t you see I’m busy lamenting the death of my boyfriend? Like I really need to see your tits at a time like this— YOU’RE SO EMBARRASSING MOM GAWD.”
And the rest of the Greeks are jazz-handsing in the background. They’re all ‘WOAH LOOK AT THAT TOTALLY WICKED SET OF TITS— I MEAN ARMOUR. WOAH’
