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mimi, can you knit me a tampon for my birthday instead?

mimisaurus:

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shannananananana:

everybodyska:

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mimisaurus:

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Do not tempt me.

i’m like laughing and coughing and i can’t fucking breathe omg

HOLY SWEET FUCKING JESUS

I’m part of this like
knitting community website
and they have an entire section of patterns full of like
penises with faces
and vibrator covers
and little chapstick holders shaped like body parts.

it’s pretty silly.

…That is the most amazing thing I have seen in a while. Are you on Ravelry? Because I’m sure I’ve seen penis warmers on there.

Oh hey that reminds me of Weenie,the uh,well you know,I made for my good friend Nadee. Oh I miss him and his blue lower parts…